Pov: You have a slab of ham that could possibly be world ending. wdyd?

Thunderpug: *stays the f away from it*

You can have it grant any wish you want.

Thunderpug: *interest*

*pokes ham*

*The ham floats*

oh my goodness
oh my damn
oh my goodness
THEY GOING HAM

Tari: what.

IT'S JUST A HAM!!

a MAGIC ham

Tari: ... A "magic" ham... Yeah, right. *Pokes the ham*

You just destroyed the f*cking universe.

Bandu: "I don't know why or how this ended up at the doorstep, but it looks tasty. Maybe if I just take a bite.."

You just destroyed the fabric of reality. Great job shithead.

ok that was SUPER late))

"oh crap-"

He now teleports to the 3d world to avoid any.... death.

No no no no no no, You can't just leave. You even destroyed Ohio. Now you need to perish.

"Fu/ck- I think I need to call Expunged, surely they'll help with this-?"

The Magic H A M

Eat it

I will either
1. Light it on fire
2. Eat it
3. Both

ok

Ositostuff: What happens if i eat it? *eats a slice from it*

It warps itself out of your stomach.

and regenerates itself.

Btw if you ask it to grant you a wish it will do that. Unless it causes the ham in question to explode.