Romance ok, please dear god no erp, op is fine, but no killing him.

(I think you know who’s who)
Gunslinger: good to be back, man that one was crazy.
X-247: I know right! When the big guy showed up, I thought we were done.
Gunslinger: so did I- *sees you and pulls out gun*
Who are you?!

U: neat.

G: *starts playing*

X: ARE YOU PLAYING PONG ON MAX VOLUME AGAIN?!

U: *covering his ears* TURN IT DOWN!

Gunslinger: sorry, I like hearing the beeps.
*turns it down*

U: yeah, well try that whilst having 4X as loud hearing,

G: jeez, I said sorry.

U: be considerate. wear headphones!

G: this is pong though, headphones didn’t exist…

U: figure it out! *puts the pillows over his ears*

G: uhh, okay?

U: yeah!

G: oh? Sorry, I didn’t know. What’s your name?

U: Umbreon. Xavier here said it when he was checking on me.

Gunslinger: right, my memory is crap.

U: its fine.

G: this is our hideout, so I wasn’t expecting anyone, really, so…

U: its fine!

G: good, didn’t wanna fight anything else. *falls onto mattress on floor*
I’m tired.

X-247: wish I understood tired, but my battery is low, so that’s close enough I guess.

U: yes! but im not battery powered, wish i was though.

X-247, yeah, your hearts can’t be replaced like my batteries.
Gunslinger: shut up I need sleep
X-247: ITS NOON

U: *Coughs* Ugh.... a guy with a gun and an EMP.

X-247: *runs up*
Umbreon, you good?

U: hmmm, i have a broken leg, a punctured lung, and a few bullets in me, so... no.

X-247: GUNSLINGER PUT THE GUN DOWN

U: the f**k?

X-247: sorry, my friend. Gunslinger, mind healing him?
Gunslinger: *sigh* Sanare vulnera.
*you feel your wounds healing*

U: neat spell, not one i know.

G: it doesn’t matter, get up.

U: no.

X-247: calm down gunslinger, he helped me escape crazy people tryna kill my cat.

U: THANK YOU.

G: uhhh, so, what do we do?

U: ill sleep.

G: we just woke up.

U: doesnt matter.

G:Uh, okay then. *boots up video game*

U: watchya playin?

G: pong

U: damn, what year is it? 1974?

G: I just like this game. Simple.

U: HAH! gunslinger has it right!

X-247: *walks into other room, shaking head*

U: *sleep*

*they all just sleep sorta*

*the next morning*

Gunslinger:*wakes up* AAAA

U: AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: SHUT THE F**K UP!

X-247 walking out of his room: y’all are mental I can say that much.

Gunslinger: I’ve done this every day for the last year what do you expect?

U: SHUT THE F**K UP! I JUST WENT TO SLEEP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 7 MONTHS.

X-247: nope I’m going back to bed.

U: my... i dont know how to explain my worlds natural laws, but long story short, i have "hit points" and i started at 20, i now have like 600...

Both: so you’re a video game character?

U: i dont know, but maybe. i kill, i heal, and i get stronger, i die, i grow slightly weaker, im rewarded for skill and prowess.

Gunslinger, whispering to X-247: bruuh he the main character

U: nah i dont have plot armor, respawning is a law of nature where im from.

G: sooo, you’re a determination entity then? Someone that naturally respawns forever?

U: everyone does that, im just more violent, so im stronger.

X-247: am I the only non-violent person here?

U: perhaps.

X-247: violence is never the answer guys.

Gunslinger: you’re right, it’s the question. And the answer is yes.

X-247: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT