Romance ok, please dear god no erp, op is fine, but no killing him.

Mary: Are you okay?

*Le COUGH*
Umbreon: do i look ok?

Mary: *Tries to help them get better*

U: No water... toxic... for me...

Mary: *Doesn't get water* What helps you get better?

U: time... and some chorus fruit, the juices contain a coagulant.

Mary: *Looks for some*

U: its a purple fruit, roundish, white leaves, grows on tall stems from endsoil.

Mary: How do I get there?

U: portls, slipspace f**kery, aka, pretty f**king impossible.

Mary: Does anyone sell them?

U: not really, but we might be lucky.

Mary: Will you be okay while I run out to get some?

U: yeah...

Mary: Okay *Goes out to buy some*

U: thank you!

Mary: *Goes to the market*

U: *waits, and inspects his surroundings*

Mary: *Approaches one of the vendors*

U: *watches TV*

Mary: Do you have chorus fruit?

V: the frik is that? oh! you mean tele-fruit? yeah, 10 bucks a pop!that endarian empire is incredibly specific on what they will and wont ship, like they wont ship any crops or soil out. so its hard to get these.

Mary: *Hands them 10 bucks*

V: much obliged. *gives her a bx of the fruit* have a safe time young lady!

Mary: Thank you and stay safe *Walks back with them*

...

Mary: *Walks inside with them*

U: you got them? Nice!

Mary: What do I do with them?

U: boil em, slice em, stick em in a stew, but hand a raw one to me.

Mary: *Hands him a raw one*

U: *takes a cronch out of it* mmm, tastes like home. *his wounds close*

Mary: Where were you from?

U: noe half of me is from the end, *gestures with his black hand* the other *gesture with his white one* is from the farlands.

Mary: Oh... *Cuts, boils and sticks them into a stew*

U: i was making three different suggestions, you dont need to eat them right away, they are very non-perishable, and those suggestions were for 3 different baisic recipies but that works, that recepie is complex though, Endr'Al Stew, i can help if you'd like.

Mary: Are you well enough to help?

U: yup.

Mary: Okay *Goes over to help them up*

U: i dont need your help. i can walk. *stands, walks to the kitchen*

Mary: Oh...

U: i appreciate the gesture though!

Mary: Of course

U: now... for the stew. you put in the fruits first, which is a good move.

Mary: Okay did I do that?

U: yes. now. we prep the other veggies, *grabs out potatoes, carrots, celery, ect* slice em. *slices* and put em in. *uncerimoniously dumps them in*

Mary: Okay now what?

U: we wait untill they form a nice, stock, we will use that for the rice, this is endarian rice soup.

Mary: Okay

U: spaeking of rice, you got a rice cooker?

Mary: I think so

U: *searches the cabnet* Yes! the gods and your money choices have blessed us!

Mary: Thank you

U: *makes rice*

Mary: *Waits patiently*

U: alright... *pulls out some veggies, cooks them*

Mary: *Puts them in once they are ready*

U: *stirs them around to make a stir-fry*

Mary: *Waits for him to finish the step* Is that everything?

U: yup.

Mary: Okay

U: *plates the food* eat up.

Mary: Okay *Eats some*

*HP restored! You are filled with determination!*

Mary: ?

*it tastes good*

Mary: That is really good

U: thank you.

Mary: Where did you learn how to make this?

U: patience. And trial and error. It's easy to learn when nobody judges you.

Mary: Oh...

U: you sound disappointed.

Mary: I thought someone taught you how to cook it

U: eh. I had nobody.

Mary: Ok4

U: heh, but I did learn a few things on my travels, for example, use dry rice when making stir-fry.

Mary: I see

U: specifically day old rice, irs dry but still cooked thart way.

Mary: Okay

U: just a little tip I learned when I had a stint in feudal Japan.

Mary: Okay

U: but anyways.

Mary: How are you feeling?

U: I'm good!

Mary: Okay that's good

U: thank you for helping me out.

Mary: You're welcome

U: *stands* you have a nice life.

Mary: Thank you

U: *leaves*

Mary: Goodnight

*he tosses a coin before leaving, putting it on a table*

Mary: ?

*inscribed it says: break if you need help or want to talk.*

Mary: Okay

...

Mary: *Keeps it safe in a drawer*

*a few days later, she is awoken by her door knocking*

Charlene: *Wakes up startled*
Mary: *Walks to the door* Who's there?

*there is a dude in a mask with an eye painted on it with a red suit*
???: was an Umbreon Vanta here?

Mary: Yes why?

???: I'd like to search your house.

Mary: Could you get a warrant first?

???: *pulls out a knife* I'm not asking. I'm telling.

Mary: Wait I have a child

???: then you understand this.

Mary: I'll let you search but please don't hurt my daughter or me

???: not unless you prove a threat.

Mary: Okay *Let's them search*

???: nothing... dammit!

Mary: I left a coin in my nightstand drawer

???: *immediately runs there*

Mary: *Waits*

???: agh f**k! *you hear sizzling*

Mary: What is it?

???: you lied to me! That's not a coin! It's a heater isn't it?

Mary: That was a coin. I put the coin he gave me in that drawer*

???: liar! *he grabs her*

Mary: I'm not lying did you read out the inscription first? *Cries out in pain*

???: you bish! Nobody lies to the EYE!

Mary: *Pulls out the exact same coin* Read the inscription and then break it

???: the oracle's enemy is crafty, I can't read the Inscription or touch the coin, *pulls out a sickle* so you do it, or your daughter will be an orphan real soon.

Mary: *Reads the inscription before breaking the coin*

U: you ra- *tackles the EYE footsoldier*

Mary: I had to in order to help my family

U: that's the point of the coin! *he says grappling with the EYE*

Mary: *Tries to pull U away*

U: *throttling the EYE* YOU DARE THREATEN AN INNOCENT?

Mary: Out of my house U

U: *looks at her* fine, youre coming *puts the EYE on his shoulder* with me. *exits*

Mary: Are you okay sir? *Helps the EYE soldier up*

(my bad, should have been clearer, U carried the EYE over his shoulder)

Mary: *Tries to help the EYE soldier*

EYE: *beating on U's back fruitlessly*

Mary: *Tries to get the EYE soldier down*

U: stop.

Mary: *Eventually gets them down*

U: or just take him.

Mary: *Takes the EYE soldier back*

U: damn.

Mary: Are you okay sir?

EYE: well i just got my shit kicked in so no.

Mary: Can I get you anything to eat or drink?

U: dont feed him! hes a dude who just tried to kill you!

Mary: He didn't try to kill me

U: i- i- you know what. belive what you want.
EYE: i was definately about to kill you.

Mary: Why?

EYE: because you were harboring my enemy.

Mary: I didn't know he was your enemy and besides he was injured in my house and I had no idea how he got there.

U: i flew through a window.

Mary: Why did you break into my house and get me in all this trouble?!

U: again, i flew through a window you left open. i did not end up in here.

Mary: I left the window open to let in fresh air now please leave my house! *Shoves you away before going to the EYE soldier* Do you want or need anything?

U: fine! *leaves*
EYE: im fine... just got a major concussion.

Mary: Do you want me to get you to the hospital?

EYE: no. government will ask questions.

Mary: Do you want to stay here until you are better?

EYE: yes please.

Mary: *Puts a trashcan in front of them* If you ever feel sick it's there for you

EYE: thanks. *immediately throws up in there*

Mary: *Gets them water and turns down the lights*

EYE: *removes his mask* ugh.. thats better.

Mary: Let me know if you need anything

EYE: thanks.

Mary: *Goes upstairs to get changed*

EYE: *starts smoking*

Mary: *Comes down in normal clothes*

EYE: *smoking* hey.

Mary: How are you feeling?

EYE: better than a minute ago.

Mary: Okay *Gets Charlene on the bus after getting her ready for school*

EYE: cute kid.

Mary: Thank you

EYE: sorry for almost killing you there.

Mary: It's okay

EYE: thanks.

Mary: Do you want anything to eat?

EYE: you got any meats?

Mary: I'll check

EYE: its ok.

Mary: I have deli meat

EYE: that will do.

Mary: *Gives them some that is still good*

EYE: thanks.*eats it*

Mary: *Does what she can to help them get better*

*timeskip*
EYE: thanks for the help ma'am.

Mary: Of course *Opens the door for him*

EYE: you have a good life. *leaves*

Mary: You too

EYE: *leaves*

Mary: *Closes the door gently once he leaves*

end rp?))

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have a good life)

(You too)