Im the 1501st follower (art is by shadowskul)

Pixer: "Huh?"

*the lightning becomes more frequent

Pixer: "Ummmm"

*thunderpug appears*

Chris: KIRA!! we got another one...

Thunderpug: bork? (Translation: whar?)

Umbreon: thor going f**k again? hmmmmmmmmmm.

*lightning strikes very near you, and you can see an outline of a figure among the light*

U: OI! watch where youre aiming!

*the figure gets closer and approaches you*
*it's a small robotic doggo*

Thunderpug: bork bork *tail wag* (translation: sorry, its hard to aim.)

U: what the fuuuu-

thunderpug: bork borkity. (Translation: there's a lot to explain and a short amount of time to do it)

U: alright ill go where you want or something.

thunderpug: bork bork? *tail wag* (translation: actually, can you help with something? There's a malfunctioning drone I'm trying to destroy)

U: sure.