"he a bird so he eat moss" - me last year when designing my character sheet

Kris deltarune?!?!

Yeah

M O S S

semi-off-topic, but why play a kenku over an aarakocra? If you're going to play a bird, at least get yourself the whole point of bird (flight)

Everyone says that

I chose a kenku because I never wanted my character to fly, I wanted a creature that had some mystery, intelligence and crime to it and kenkus (since they look like crows) were perfect for the job

fair enough

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