Boredom

Get a gf

Battery acid

I just got roasted hard.

do this with an air guitar at school but you're actually playing it

Touch grass

Been there, done that

Do it again

Ight, touching grass never hurt nobody

Stop hating me >:)

Well then you aren’t keeping your promise
*cuts off your cock*

I never promised anything. I merely said something. And btw, my cock is bigger

Eat an entire potato

I think you just like potatoes bro

I do. There is so many ways to cook an ugly brown vegetable like
Baked
Salt Baked
Roasted
Boil Roasted
Pickled
Mashed
Food Processed
Fried
Home Fried
Juiced
Hash Browned
Microwaved
Electrocuted
Grilled
Blow Torched
Grilled in Foil
Stir Fried
Pan Fried
Boiled Fried
Dishwasher potatoes
Rotisserie
Smoked
Grilled Kebab
Coal Roasted
Coal Roasted in Foil
Ironed

LMAO
Most dedicated potato lover be like:

yes

Eat it now

Go to a mall/ grocery store and screen deez nuts in the middle of it.

Scream*