you caught your pet humping the blanket, you said "may i join in"
you thought the gold rush was the name of a mobile game.
your friend would explode and you say "are you okay?"
you ate a poisonous mushroom cuz you thought you would get bigger like super mario bros
you are the type of person who would say "time to use my fallout 4 skills" when you are in a nuclear apocalypse.
you saw your sister playing minion run and you said "are those the banana guys"
you were rewarded for eating shit
your sweet sixteen birthday wish is sex
uhhh yeah