Me: "Hey friend, I realized something: my dad's name is William and he loves the color purple, plus I have an older brother and no younger siblings."
Friend: "Well, if you get a younger brother, don't take icecream from robots."
Me: "I don't give a f***, if it's icecream I'm takong the opportunity."
Friend: "Just don't remove your older brother's organs, alright?"
Me: "He's a half brother."
Friend: "GO NUTS."