:/

So there’s this one girl in my class and she likes to do my hair. So at lunch she was doing it in her signature style, pigtails with little stringy bangs in the front. i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror at my hair and it gave me gender euphoria. It was great. Later in PE my ex walks up to me and says that hairstyle looks a lot better on the girl who did it to you (im not gonna name drop but she did say the girls name) and that gave me gender dysphoria
so that was really a fun time
at least I’m sick so I don’t have to go to swim team practice later and see her yay

no offense toward your ex (i hope theres offense and i hope they cry) but what a prick

I actually laughed out loud that made me feel so much better thank you
kinda is a prick tho…

anytime you need an insult toward your ex just dm me
im basically a pro bc all my exes are sadistic dramatic egotistical psychopaths

haha ok

"That face would look much better in the dumpster! "
You shoulda said that

OH MY LORD I SHOULD HAVE!!!!

I can only come up with good roasts/comebacks when it happens

i can only come up with good comebacks to random karens and rude ppl like years later

hahaha

nah u should've said this, A glowstick has a brighter future than you. Lasts longer, too.

or this You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it suddenly becomes a beautiful day

daaaaaaamn yall are good at comebacks

i could give u a list nd thx

lol ok and yw

do u me to send u the list or no

sure

yasss ok

same my ex won’t stop harassing me and we dated for 1 month

i know its so annoying when they do that

yeah i’m gonna talk to the school counselor

good luck with that

thanks. maybe she can separate us

yeah i dont know you but based on the way that your talking about it, it would be good

i hope so

ya

A random thing that im pretty sure i made up (i dont know if this would apply here)

Glad you asked because I sure didnt

heheheh