you probably giggle when the toilet water splashes on your ass
you probably touch fire and say "this is savage shit"
you probably throw a stick and then your grandma fetches it
you probably have many gaps in your teeth to the point where your tongue looks like it is imprisoned
your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships
my middle finger gets a boner every time i see your name
you probably simp for putin's instagram account
you probably exploded yourself with a gamma bomb because you thought you would become the incredible hulk
stfu you bitchass fatherf**ker.
