bitch do you know what catfishing means
catfishing is deceiving someone by using a fake persona online "often with deceptive or malicious romantic goals". In actual usage, it ONLY refers to romantic goals.
explain to me how the f**k someone wanting to keep obviously important secrets to themselves is being a "catfish"
stop giving us evidence that you're a f**king dickheaded asshole and start actually providing evidence of your point or we're all going to think you're f**king insane.