RITZ

( * r e w d r i n k s w i n d o w c l e a n e r * ) n o w i a m 1 0 t i m e s s t r o n g e r . . . .

w h a t . . t h e . . f U c K i T y . . f U c K ?

The haha u didn’t kill me LLL ending

-u should have killed him

Jake: (eats him)

Hans: ACH (points gun at him)

Hans: (dodges)

Hans: (middle fingers it)

The phak u ending

Hans: ok

Phantom- *eats the Ritz* you ain't seen sh!t

Phantom- go buy more! There only like $5 a box.

Phantom- I can smuggle it in for you if you want it's not that hard you know.

Phantom- ok got it! *Leaves by climbing under a car and hanging on to it*

PVT McWolf: *eats the ritz* Ya didn't see shit

PVT McWolf: *disappears*

*She f**king eats the ritz.*

Huh? Is this your ritz? Oh ok here you go. *gives ritz*

Returned ending

Breh

Yeah this looks like a job for me

Grenade ending

Explosives