If being sexy was a crime, I'd be dead at the hands of law enforcement.
Not because of a death penalty for being sexy, but because my mental state would quickly decline in an infinite death spiral (eerily similar to the one beginning now) to the point that I try to kill myself, then I would feel threatened by cops with assault rifles compared to my knife and I would get shot seventeen times by a military-grade weapon held by a man who has zero to no training in dealing with suicidal people.
