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BREAKING BAD
by
Vince Gilligan
5/27/05
AMC
Sony Pictures Television
TEASER
EXT. COW PASTURE - DAY
Deep blue sky overhead. Fat, scuddy clouds. Below them,
black and white cows graze the rolling hills. This could be
one of those California "It's The Cheese" commercials.
Except those commercials don't normally focus on cow
We do. TILT DOWN to a fat, round PATTY drying olive
the sun. Flies buzz. Peaceful and quiet. until •••
shit.
drab in
ZOOOM! WHEELS plow right through the shit with a SPLAT.
NEW ANGLE - AN RV
Is speeding smack-dab through the pasture, no road in sight.
A bit out of place, to say the least. It's an old 70's era
Winnebago with chalky white paint and Bondo spots. A bumper
sticker for the Good Sam Club is stuck to the back.
The Winnebago galumphs across the landscape, scattering cows.
It catches a wheel and sprays a rooster tail of red dirt.
INT. WINNEBAGO - DAY
Inside, the DRIVER's knuckles cling white to
got the pedal flat. Scared, breathing fast.
wide behind the faceplate of his gas mask.
the wheel. He's
His eyes bug
Oh, by the way, he's wearing a GAS MASK. That, and white
jockey UNDERPANTS. Nothing else.
Buckled in the seat beside him lolls a clothed PASSENGER,
also wearing a gas mask. Blood streaks down from his ear,
blotting his T-shirt. He's passed out cold.
Behind them, the interior is a wreck. Beakers and buckets
and flasks -- some kind of ad-hoc CHEMICAL LAB -- spill their
noxious contents with every bump we hit. Yellow-brown liquid
washes up and down the floor. It foams in a scum around •••
••. Two DEAD BODIES. Two freshly deceased Mexican guys
tumble like rag dolls, bumping into each other.
Completing this picture is
bag lies leaking twenties.
wafts around in the air or
the blizzard of MONEY. A Von's
Fifteen, twenty grand in cash
floats in the nasty brown soup.
CLOSE on the driver's eyes. He's panting like a steam
engine. His mask FOGS UP until finally he can't see.
2.
EXT. COW PASTURE - CONTINUOUS
The Winnebago comes roaring over a berm and down into a deep
gully. Too deep. BAM! The front bumper bottoms out,
burying itself. WAAAAAAHI The rear wheels spin air.
The engine cuts off.
open and out stumbles
mask, lets it drop.
Silence again.
underpants man.
The Winnie's door kicks
He yanks off his gas
He's forty years old. Receding hairline. A bit pasty.
He's not a guy who makes a living working with his hands.
He's not a guy we'd pay attention to if we passed him on the
street. But right now, at this moment, in this pasture?
Right now,

Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
That means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade
I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their f**kin' bodies in the lake
Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade
I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon
Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherf**ker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to f**kin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl
I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop
Look what I'm plannin' (haha)

I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by
Dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars
And they're all painted black
With flowers and my love
Both never to come back
I've seen people turn their heads
And quickly look away
Like a newborn baby
It just happens everyday
I look inside myself
And see my heart is black
I see my red door
I must have it painted black
Maybe then, I'll fade away
And not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up
When your whole world is black
No more will my green sea
Go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing
Happening to you
If I look hard enough
Into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me
Before the morning comes
I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by
Dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes
I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun
Blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
Painted black, yeah

NUMBER 7: STUDENT WATCHES PORN AND GETS NAKED. A BANGLADESHI 20 YEAR OLD STUDENT WAS ARRESTED AFTER WATCHING PORN, STRIPPING NAKED, AND ATTACKING AN ATTENDANT DURING A FLIGHT. IN MARCH 2018, SHORTLY AFTER THE MALINDO AIR FLIGHT DEPARTED FROM KUALA LUMPUR, THE 20 YEAR OLD STARTED WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY ON HIS LAPTOP. AS NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE OR CALL HIM OUT FOR IT, THE MAN BEGAN TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF. AT THE REQUEST OF THE CABIN CREW, THE STUDENT PUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON, BUT SOON HE TRIED TO HUG FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. WHEN THE CREW MEMBERS REJECTED HIM, HE REPORTEDLY BECAME AGGRESSIVE AND GROPED A FLIGHT ATTENDANT. WITH THE HELP OF SOME OF THE PASSENGERS, THE CABIN CREW MANAGED TO SUBDUE THE MAN, AND TIE HIS HANDS WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT. ONE OF THE PASSENGERS CAPTURED THE MOMENT WITH HIS PHONE. ALTHOUGH AIRLINE OFFICIALS REFUSE TO CONFIRM DETAILS OF THE INCIDENT, THE PHOTO OF A MAN WITH HIS BOTTOM STICKING OUT OF HIS PANTS AND HANDS TIED UP EMERGED ONLINE. THE DISRUPTIVE PASSENGER WAS ARRESTED ON ARRIVAL.