who’re they gonna tell? their parents?

Will do thank you!

you’re welcome! i just filled your schedule
Monday: find orphan
Tuesday: capture orphan
Wednesday: burn orphan
Thursday: attempt to hide body
Friday: run from cops
Saturday: run from cops
Sunday: run from cops

Thanks! But instead of attempting to hide the body I was thinking I just eat it.

that works too

Oh and cremate the bones and use it in my hot chocolate

oooooooo yum

That sounds deliciois, do you have a recipe i can borrow?

Yeah!

Cut the body’s flesh into pieces 5-7 inches long

Marinated it for 6 hours (of your choice)

Cook on grill for 5-6 minutes on each side

Enjoy

For hot chocolate I recommend putting in with the chocolate 20% should be the ashes.

What? You never ate human before?

Thanks TeslaModelXDude! I will certainly be trying this recipe soon

Fine, I mean I already ate them, so want to take a look at my sewage system?

I have not done a duolingo lesson in about 2-3 months and he has not come after me, I will be waiting, I will be waiting.

ruh roh raggy
i’m sure he’ll be there soon
*green wing wraps around and holds a cloth with chloroform to my face*

haha love it

Sacrifice the children to the Faceless God of the Abyss.

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Unoriginal

of course is unoriginal it’s not mine and i never said it was

Huh, got ‘em there

found it on y o u t u b e

okay