Making anything reality by drawing it

u have stage 4 cancer

I can draw a cure

not if cancer kill you first

Being a speedrun pro in minecraft

You lose your legs

But im a gymnast i cant do that

Hehehe ... suffer

Atleast i can still do bars

Turning invisible at will

You can only use wet socks 🧦

Bet.

I'm immune to every disease and I can never be killed, basically I have deadpools powers

your powers dont work

I am half wolf and can communicate with animals

you have cancer

commit suicide

I can create lightening

i can cure depression

You cant cure your own deppression and whenever you cure someone elses depression, you become more deppressed

I can fully manipulate water, even being capable of killing a human with the wave of a hand.

you are paralyzed and cant move your hands what so ever

Dang man

Not dark just funny