I’m a bright neon Orange turnip with arsenic sprinkles and fifty-four lit candles blazing forth at regular intervals, winking in perfect synchronization to draw in my prey.
I passed a bear today, they told me why I’m going to work when I’m going to die eventually. I told them so I can die with some money in my bank account and so I can eat a couch. Anyways I’m in the hospital.
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2 ups, 2y
My laptop is in the 4th dimension. It’s like FLOATY floaty
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2 ups, 2y
I’m currently looking down at earth from a metal tube with wings.