A knife because I'm the tool people use for there dirty work (but those people are important to me so I offer to)

Damn

Yep

My poor, matted monkey stuffed animal bcz I've been through a lot of shit and a lot of changes and I don't want to exist anymore but I'm still there for people who are sad

I’m a calculator because I love math, also I don’t have a life

Same here, that's why I'm extra virgin, I play too much skyrim and nurdy games to get a life

Eyeroll better start taking notes