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Why Jumpman being Mario's father works (and is better than the canon version)

Why Jumpman being Mario's father works (and is better than the canon version) | NINTENDO: MARIO AND JUMPMAN MARIO ARE THE SAME PERSON; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO CAN BE A BABY AT THE SAME TIME AS MODERN DK WHO IS CANONICALLY DKJR'S SON YET HAVE BEEN AN ADULT AT A TIME WHEN MODERN DK LIKELY WASN'T BORN YET; THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH THE SAME NAME AS THEIR FATHER OR MOTHER SO JUMPMAN MARIO COULD HAVE JUST NAMED HIS SON AFTER HIMESELF; MARIO CAN STILL HAVE SAVED PAULINE BECAUSE THE MARIO VS DONKEY KONG GAMES EXIST; PAULINE COULD BE THE ORIGINAL LADY PAULINES DAUGHTER SINCE; MARIO COULD HAVE ATOPED HIS FATHER'S NICKNAME AND CLOTHES; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO COULD HAVE BOTH BEEN BORN IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND IN NEW YORK AND HAVE BOTH ORIGINS BE EQUALLY AS CANON | image tagged in spongebob diapers meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Mario’s dad(Jumpman)saved Pauline who was taken hostage by Cranky Kong and tried to send the ape back to the zoo but is attacked by his son(Likely Funky Kong)and permanently injured by the fall in the ending of DK junior then he retired from work and the 2 apes accidentally entered the pipe and entered earth B(the world where extinct animals continues to thrive)while they are on the run,speaking of jumpman,he married and gave birth to the the mario bros who are then kidnapped by Kamek under the order of Bowser Jr,Mario then plummeted into the ocean and saved by Yoshis,they defeated Bowser but the stork forgot the mario bros are from another world and send them to the wrong parents but fortunately it all ends well.After they grew up,they worked as wreckers for spike but the earth B creatures keep harassing them,tehy try to tell their boss but their boss don’t trust them adn even use physical violence to force them to work harder,(Wrecking crew)then they quit and became plumbers,they then are accidentally sucked to Earth B and the rest is history
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NINTENDO: MARIO AND JUMPMAN MARIO ARE THE SAME PERSON; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO CAN BE A BABY AT THE SAME TIME AS MODERN DK WHO IS CANONICALLY DKJR'S SON YET HAVE BEEN AN ADULT AT A TIME WHEN MODERN DK LIKELY WASN'T BORN YET; THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH THE SAME NAME AS THEIR FATHER OR MOTHER SO JUMPMAN MARIO COULD HAVE JUST NAMED HIS SON AFTER HIMESELF; MARIO CAN STILL HAVE SAVED PAULINE BECAUSE THE MARIO VS DONKEY KONG GAMES EXIST; PAULINE COULD BE THE ORIGINAL LADY PAULINES DAUGHTER SINCE; MARIO COULD HAVE ATOPED HIS FATHER'S NICKNAME AND CLOTHES; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO COULD HAVE BOTH BEEN BORN IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND IN NEW YORK AND HAVE BOTH ORIGINS BE EQUALLY AS CANON