Why Jumpman being Mario's father works (and is better than the canon version)

NINTENDO: MARIO AND JUMPMAN MARIO ARE THE SAME PERSON; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO CAN BE A BABY AT THE SAME TIME AS MODERN DK WHO IS CANONICALLY DKJR'S SON YET HAVE BEEN AN ADULT AT A TIME WHEN MODERN DK LIKELY WASN'T BORN YET; THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH THE SAME NAME AS THEIR FATHER OR MOTHER SO JUMPMAN MARIO COULD HAVE JUST NAMED HIS SON AFTER HIMESELF; MARIO CAN STILL HAVE SAVED PAULINE BECAUSE THE MARIO VS DONKEY KONG GAMES EXIST; PAULINE COULD BE THE ORIGINAL LADY PAULINES DAUGHTER SINCE; MARIO COULD HAVE ATOPED HIS FATHER'S NICKNAME AND CLOTHES; THE THEORY EXPLAINS HOW MARIO COULD HAVE BOTH BEEN BORN IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND IN NEW YORK AND HAVE BOTH ORIGINS BE EQUALLY AS CANON