Let me name a few

where the f**k is doofenshmirtz
his family didn't show up to his birth
he was raised by wild ocelots
he was forced to live as a lawn gnome
his best friend left him
and his wife divorced him

and his daughter hates him

no, not really

She at least doesn't like him very much at all. Also he had to wear dresses every day and hs mum terrorized him

this child as well

common milk W

this mf