a humanoid figure sits in the forest, in the dark of the night.

Hans: (grabs out a flammablewerfer and burns it)

Not under you, under the mystery creature.

He goes through and Disappears.

hans: (the rope appears from the zepplin. hans pulls the rope and goes into the zepplin)

The wha?

Hans: (middle fingers the ghost and leaves)

There is no ghost it already left.

(he middle fingered the area he left)

*the figure, on fire, stands up as if it has not experienced any pain*

Hans: (throws grenade and grenade explodes)

*the figure flinches a little, but continues walking toward you*

Hans: (does a backflip and as soon as he lands on the ground an a7v tank appears which then shoots the tree)

???: Oh come on, you pulling shit from the void now?

Hans: nein… ich du a telephone call ins 0.1 miliseconds.

???: English. Please.

Hans: nein

Alright.
*new portal summons in ground below ???*

Hans: ACH!

Aries- uh...

*the figure does not seem to notice you. as you come closer you can hear very faint sobbing*

Aries- hello?

???: AAA! WHO THE F**K?

Aries- AHH!

*as the figure turns to you, all you see is darkness inside the hood, as if they have no head*
???: F**k man, don't sneak up on people. Geez. what are you even doing all the way out here in the forest anyways?

Aries- non of your business

???: *mumbling* did they see it? no, the mortals couldn't have.

Aries- see what?

G: oh no no no no no no NO.

no one was supposed to see.

who sent you.

Aries- why should I tell you?

Yeah, *hands you paper*
Recite this in a room with no light to summon me, not really hard to summon a god.

Aries- oh wow...yeah not that bad.

All you need is the spell and a room suited to the god. I am the god of darkness, so turn the lights off to summon me.
Keep. That. Secret.
It could be used by someone who wants to kill me. And yes, gods can die.

Aries- oh wow ok then

It’s very important. If you don’t need or want it, burn it. It cannot be found.

Aries- can I just eat it?

Wha? No, it’s made of paper!

Aries- ok? Paper is still edible.

*sigh* don’t. It won’t go down well and you’ll die, then, when they try to find out how you died, they’ll find it.

We. Can’t. Risk. It.

Aries- I've eaten plenty of paper before I won't die

G: this paper is different. The ink on it is very toxic. Very. Toxic.

Aries- aw...ok then

G: anyways, I should be on my way. Got universes to save.

Aries- ok then!

G: *walks through portal*

Aries- *looks at the portal*

*the portal fades away, and you feel a sense of tranquility in the forest. You take gunslingers advice and tell your boss the info, but no one else and tell him to not tell anyone*

[END OF RP]

(cool)

G: I'm going home.

Aries- no don't leave I want to know what it's like in different time lines

G: which part?

Aries- i don't know I guess any part really ..

G: I can’t search without boundaries.

Aries- uh...let's do the past

No,no don’t mean go back in time, I mean different timelines like through the multiverse. Different possibilities.

Aries- huh...is there one where aliens existed?

Yep. I could say this one because I’m here, I’m from a different universe. But yes, there are many with your typical aliens.

Aries- ooo cool!

*you start feeling the crystal pull at you, as if someone was trying to take it*
G: the crystal chooses. not. you.

Aries- the crystal decides whether it want to be thrown or not?

G: Yes.
*you lose grip of the crystal and it launches into the creatures chest*
Ah, here we go. hmm, i should've introduced myself. I am the gunslinger, god of darkness. I'll be on my way now.

Aries- wait why are you leaving so quickly?

G: Listen, I came here to warn you of a multiversal threat that could destroy your world, but trying to steal my source of power? that's f**ked up.

Aries- I collect rocks though...and it's looked like a rock so I was going to collect it.

G: *sigh*
I don't even know how you didn't die picking it up, because it's made of dark matter.

Aries- I dunno ask the rock

G: It can't speak.

Aries- well yeah I know that it was a joke.

G: are you here to detain me?

Aries- I didn't even know you existed till now!

G: *sigh*
I can't do this anymore. I just can't. Every universe. Every timeline. I'm F**KING TIRED.

Aries- then go take a nap or something

G: No, not that. It's too much. Every single time the mortal authorities are all over me like flies. if i weren't a protector of justice across the multiverse, hell, I would have killed anyone who even dared to look at me.

Aries- well that's not good... anyway I found a weird rock and it glows purple! So picked it up and I have it in my pocket.

G: Huh? A bit of darkstone came with me? That's unusual. Can I have that back? That is far too dangerous when far away from me.

Aries- but it looks cool! *Takes it out of pocket*

G: I'm not kidding. If that thing is in a different universe, it will find ways to kill. Only I can contain it.

Aries- then it would be a shame if I were to throw it wouldn't it?

*you see a gun manifest in his hand*
???: this is why.

Aries- ah! What the heck!

???: so, who sent you?

Aries- well it was anonymous

???: But why?
*his grip on the gun is tighter*

Aries- to investigate stuff

G: *sigh*
lemme guess, the portal in the sky?

Aries- oh I don't know...I'm kinda blind but I can still see it so yes! *Sarcasm on the being blind bit*

G: Tell. Me. What. You. Know.

Aries- all I know is that you are here and I was told to investigate some portal stuff that's it!