sad green man

LOLLL

green guy tripped, blue and red have a weird habit to hold hands when crossing the road.

like an old lady or something?

whar

After blue cheated on red and mixed with yellow, blue realized that the green child must be forgotten to keep the marriage intact

Jeez bro, the lore-

Green was a child and became a anti-pedophile (a child who wants to date adults at a young age) because he/she wanted to have sex with and adult named red, soon green gave birth to blue at 14.
Red and blue are takin a stroll down in the park while green is going through a emo phase

OHHH I LOVE THIS LORE!!

i have 3 Oc's with this same plot and they are exactly the same as the ones above except the emo phase

this is by-far the greatest one

Danke

I can change the "balls" to "stomach" if you want me to

what? no

the balls is the funniest part

Okay