I have been surveying the stream for days now, and.. I CHOOSE GNOMEEEEEEE

Me when I see a gnome:

*loads AK-47 with gnomeish intent*

*laughs maniacally*

the mighty steed will defelct the hit

You asked for it.

that was your own territory your aim sucks

I'm not worried, I got more nukes.

the gnomes have nuclear weapons too, and they're firing now

No one cares about nuclear weapons, when we can blow them up before you shoot them.

how exactly

This is how:

I'll bomb the place you keep your nukes, and they'll blow up, before you get to shoot them.

you know that will destroy whatever bombing it and you don't know where the gnomes nukes are kept

There's more humans on this earth than gnomes, so we can spare one.

Not only did you send a picture of a gnome with nukes, giving away the position of where you keep them. We may, or may not, have an undercover spy in gnome lands telling us where everything is.

Exactly, gnomes are endangered

Also the spy would work, gnomes are shorter than humans

Just like I said, there's more humans than gnomes, well just find a short, new spy.

*wouldn't work

Wow! I actually hit your territory this time!

ok

The helipug has a c4 that you can blow up at any time if the gnomes escape or if I try to betray you

You think I didn't come prepared? I got bombers and nukers all around the area, incase you try to do something, and if you try to throw c4, i'll just blow you up with my tank.

Ok

ok, i will surrender my gnomes

And btw, these aren't surlykongs decisions, as part of the imgflip military, I dictate what happens.

To make sure you don't go back to the gnomes, we will follow you.

ok

pretty sure that gun became a felony the second the vertical grip was attached

lol

Alright, this isnt working fast enough, time to put the nail in the coffin.

dew it

way ahead of ya.

👍

What are you gonna do next?

Russia is already invading you, and im bombing you, there's nothing you can do.

I'm not on the gnomes side any more

Oh yeah, thats true.