fun fact

Meaning if any one f**ks with you bite their finger as hard as possible and sahyyer their finger

*puts on nerd glasses*
Actually that's a common misconception it takes 200 newtons to bite a carrot but 1485 newtons to bite through a finger
*takes off nerd glasses*

*Chomps finger with 1499 Newtons* ok now what

Well, in this circumstance, I would see if there is a hospital within an hour of your home. If not, check your fridge for die juice. Proceed to take a big sip.

There is no die juice

My dad went to get some and never came back

Hmm gonna have to go old school then

i am tempted to try this but i also know what will happen if i try this