The Ballad of TCK
It was a summer afternoon when TCK went to the observation deck of the Imgflip Trade Center. He was feeling horny.
He rolled a pipe full of weed and smoked it. He was going to be the highest person in the world to masturbate, both literally and figuratively.
He saw a field trip of first graders arrive. His boner breached his gym shorts as he watched them frolic.
He whipped out his 4 inch dick and stroked it gently. Then harder. And harder.
After a few minutes the first graders left because the teachers wanted them to stop watching the grown man masturbate, but it was too late.
TCK came all over the deck. His cum was smoking hot. Almost too hot, actually.
Almost? No. It was too hot.
The South Tower started to tremble. “What’s wrong?” whispered the North Tower. “I don’t feel good,” said the South Tower to her twin. “I feel as if I am melting…”
“Would a little bit of this help?” said the North Tower, twirling his radio antenna around. “I’m gonna put it so far down your helipad-”
“**** off.” yelled the South Tower. “I think I-”
The tower fell.
The great cum wave began. TCK’s cum would continue to multiply, from Ground Zero to the rest of MSMG.
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