Sketchy: What do I get?
Jasper: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Sketchy: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Jasper: It won't be you.
Sketchy: I'll get my coat.
J:hey you shouldnt hang from there, thats dangerous.
S:danger is my middle name!
J: pfft, no its not, its Nate!
S:....
J:*demonic screeching as sketchy lowers him over the edge*
Sketchy: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Jasper: Burn the house down.
Sketchy: And what did you do?
Jasper: I made dinner.
Sketchy:
Jasper:
Sketchy:
Jasper: And burnt the house down.