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train is a misc item in item asylum. It allows the user to sprint for a short period of time.
Ability
Clicking with train equipped causes the user to start sprinting at incredibly high speed. While sprinting, the user's field of view will also increase and a blue trail will be left behind the user, as well as playing a version of Murder in my Mind. The user must hit something within 10 seconds of activating train, otherwise they will have a heart attack, killing the user. If the user strikes a wall or other vertical surface, they will take 50 damage and become ragdolled. If they strike an enemy, the enemy will take 50 damage and experience severe knockback. If the damage would kill the opponent, it additionally causes the user to say "I can't stop..." and causes the victim to splatter into a spray of blood. Once the user stops sprinting, they will experience a -8 walkspeed penalty for 3.5 seconds.

The item has a 10 second cooldown after each use.

Tips
train is by far one of the most powerful items to obtain in the game. Its speed boost is the same as the stick horse, and that speed boost can be extremely useful for killing players quickly, closing the gap to weakened opponents, or to steal kills with ease.
train should not be used to disengage from fights due to its 10 second time limit and inability to stop sprinting on demand. If using it to escape a fight, ensuring one has over 50 HP and a wall to impact far from the fight is the best idea.
train works best on maps with large, open areas without obstacles. Even on cramped maps, however, it is useful as a gap closer.
It is possible to use other items while using train. This means that certain items that can inflict self-ragdoll, such as the chinalake, can be used to interrupt one's run on maps that have no walls, or as a slightly less damaging alternative to impacting a wall. This also negates the -8 walkspeed penalty for impacting something.
Trivia
The item is in reference to a popular scene from the adult TV show The Boys, in which a character is accidentally run into and turned into a bloody mess by the superpowered speedster, A-Train, who proceeds to stop briefly to panic and say that he can't stop before running off again.
The quote and tool tip description are also in reference to the line he says during that scene.
The fact that the item kills the user if they do not hit anyone within 10 seconds of activating it is likely a reference to A-Train's heart issues stemming from his freq

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So on the bus today coming home there was this real cringe kid. You know, one of those obnoxious ones that make you want to beat the living shit out of them? So anyway, he said that he was gonna say the n-word. Nobody cared except his friend next to him. I decided to listen in to see if he was actually gonna say it. He said "Ni-BWAHAHAHHAHAAH I SAID IT I SAID IT" And him and his friend started partying. Do you know what I said? I said: "Bro that is not the n-word. Saying "ni" then laughing your ass off is not the n-word. Here's how you say the n-word." You probably know what I said next.
Then suddenly the whole entire freaking bus freaked out. All the way to the front seats (I sat rather close to the back) No one was expecting me to actually say it. Or anyone to say it. I said it at least 3 times (everyone wanted me to say it again) But then I saw people began to film so I stopped saying it (Probably too late anyway) And this one kid was begging and begging for me to say it again. He was even more annoying and obnoxious than the first kid. He started insulting me, so I decided to roast him back. I freaking turned into Packgod's little boy. This is what I remember saying, I kinda went full blast but I'm sure you'll see the videos on Snapchat or whatever.

"Bitch I said it at least 3 times already you should've been listening. Tell you what I'll say it again once you do!"
And then he said "No I'm not doing that!"
So I say "You don't have the balls to say it!? I know you got a tiny cock but no balls either? Damn sucks to be you!"
He then said "Bro why are you so gutless?" He was trying to say I'm gutless for not saying the n-word a 4th time. So I said "Why are you so bitchless?"
Then a whole bunch of stuff I don't remember but eventually I said
"Bro you look like a vase you fat f**k! A literal f**king vase, a flower pot! You are shaped like a vase from Dollar Tree! Even then you're overpriced asf! Who the f**k molded you, a 2 year old!? If I bought you I would ask for a refund!"
Then he said "Who made you? Yeah that's what I thought" as if he was winning. Nobody heard a word he said. I don't even remember much of what he said. Needless to say everyone considered me a legend. Hell, I even got to dab up the cool kid.
So yeah. I said the n-word and then roasted a fat ugly annoying arabic with no life.

On September 11, 1985, former American narcotics officer and Kentucky-based drug smuggler Andrew C. Thornton II was trafficking cocaine from Colombia into the United States. After dropping off a shipment in Blairsville, Georgia, Thornton and an accomplice departed in an auto-piloted Cessna 404 Titan. En route, the duo dropped a load of 40 plastic containers of cocaine into the wilderness before abandoning the plane above Knoxville, Tennessee. Thornton was instantly killed in the evacuation when his parachute failed to open. According to the FBI, Thornton dumped their cargo due to the weight being too heavy in-flight.

On December 23, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation reported finding a dead black bear that had eaten the cocaine from the containers. The total amount of cocaine eaten was 75 pounds (34 kilograms), valued at 2 million dollars. The chief medical examiner from the Georgia State Crime Lab, Dr. Kenneth Alonso, stated that its stomach was "literally packed to the brim with cocaine", though he estimated the bear had absorbed only 3 to 4 grams into its bloodstream at the time of its death.

Dr. Alonso did not want to waste the body of the bear, so he had it taxidermied and gave it to the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area. However, the bear was lost until it emerged again in a pawn shop. Country singer Waylon Jennings bought it, and eventually it made its way to the "Kentucky for Kentucky Fun Mall" in Lexington, Kentucky where it remains to this day.

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Three tasty options: fries, drinks and nuggets
All for five bucks (Wait, that can't be right?)
Just confirmed that that's the real price
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Marinara, mozzarella
Look at this royal crispy fella
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Junior, double, triple whopper
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Did you ever hear the betrayal of Narwhal The Based? I thought not. It’s not a story we would usually would tell you. It’s a pre-site-mod legend. Nar was an Original User of MSmg, so based and so chad, she would use her popularity to influence the her followers to make her an owner… She had such a knowledge of the our history that she could even keep the ones he cared about from dying, through her stories. The funny side of MSmg is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only things he was afraid of was losing her user, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she was so overcome with the state of things that she tried to end MSmg forever. Ironic. She could be the greatest, most loved user, but go down in history as the worst for one action.

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Blastapopoulos: Demon of the Core (formerly Blastopopoulos) is an Event-only MOAB-Class Bloon in Bloons Monkey City.

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Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
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And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs-the Rick Moranis version!