A - ass
B - bitch
C - c*nt
E - exit the building
F - f**k
G - Gary you f**king bitch
H - hell
I - imbecile
J - jackass
K - killing people with food poisoning
L - lemonhead
M - motherf**ker
N- [REDACTED]
O - obviously
P - p**is
Q - queef
R - *Airbus GPWS callouts for below 20 feet*
S - stupid idiot
T - tea
U - uncooked
V - violence
W - where's the lamb sauce
X - xtra bad
Y - yellow. Why is the white rice yellow
Z - z
The Gordon Ramsay Alphabet