“Usually some kids throw books at me because they want to bully me, but honestly, the books they throw are actually really interesting! I have some here actually, lemme just-“
* He looks in his bookstack. *
“Aha! Here it is!”
* He took out some book called “All Things: Simplified” (this isn’t a real book ;v;)
“This book simplifies everything you need to know when you get yourself a… private life? I think that’s the word-“
