Fall of humanity

You have 4 routes, choose one:

R

O

D

H

(Wha?)

pick o n e

(What do they mean?!?!)

You'll find out soon

(R?)

Make a new comment with the decision on it

i choose)
(x

which letter

X

thats not one of the options

(R?)

You are in your house, when you hear noises outside

Spotify Cam: What?

Do you Investigate?

Y/N

Spotify Cam: Okay, if you're A raccoon, I'm gonna use the spray bottle on ya...
*I get up from my chair and peek out the door.*

You see someone, maybe around 7 foot, but they notice you and run away

Do you follow?

Y/N

Spotify Cam: Yeah, get out of here you hoodlum!

You see that they left something behind, a plushie?

*He grabs the plushie, thankfully he's in his hazmat suit, so he can't catch whatever he grabbed.*

Very . . . very smart

???: Hold it!

There was a police officer there

*Spotify Cam puts his hands up.*
Spotify Cam: Я здесь живу! Я не пытаюсь сделать ничего противозаконного!

???: Speak English!

Spotify Cam: I live here! I was not trying to do anything illegal!

Kyle ( Police Officer ): Put down the plushie, you don't know what it can do to you * Puts on gloves * hand it to me

*He tosses the plushie to Kyle.*

Kyle catches it

Kyle: We have been trying to catch these " humans " that call themselves " Robloxians "

Spotify Cam: Oh, I thought we had some Inklings like last week...

Kyle: Theres more . . . we got Disassembly and Worker Drones, JcJenson is having some lawsuits about it

Spotify Cam: Figures. Alright, you have a safe night...
*He goes back into his house.*

Kyle: you too

*He looks at the gifts under the tree he got for everyone... They're all wrapped up... He feels a little depressed...*

. . .

*...*

Next day

*Spotify Cam looks dull, as usual.*

bruh

(Depression and loneliness takes its toll...)

skill issue

(Rude.)

my bad

*Spotify Cam looks outside.*

s k y

*He looks at the house on the other side of the street.*

You see a team of police detectives in there

Spotify Cam: God, another drug dealer...

Wrong! Try again bucko!

(Shut, he's already in space right now.)

what

(Forget it.)
Spotify Cam: I swear, this suburb isn't normal...

Do you go to the police and ask what is happening

Spotify Cam: Not that interesting, but wouldn't hurt to investigate...

. . .

*He goes outside to ask questions.*

Christopher ( Police Detective ): Well, something came around in the night, and I think might have taken someone with them

Spotify Cam: What happened?

Christopher: Don't know yet . . .

Spotify Cam: Ah. So, I have been reading up on some wiki pages, Inkling skin is very thin.

Christopher: What?

Dan ( Police Detective ): I found another one!

Christopher: Great . . . another one of those plushies

Spotify Cam: Plushie? I found one in my yard last night.

Front porch*

(My OC house has no front porch.)

o

(Yeah.)

Christopher: Well

Spotify Cam: What is with this suburb?

Christopher: Good question

Spotify Cam: Right, if anything interesting happens, call me.

Christopher: Uhh . . . why?

Spotify Cam: Cause I got other things to do today...

Christopher: Okay then, go to them

Spotify Cam: I'm going.
*He goes back inside.*

. . .

*Spotify Cam enters the house and WD comes out of the house not a moment later.*

Christopher: * Goes Back to work *

[An hour later.]

The police leave

[Spotify Cam was swapped for WD.]

ok

*WD leaves the house and looks around.*

nothin much

WD: Man, this place is great, I don't understand why I wanted to go to Chicago...

xd

*WD walks around the house.*

house

WD: Still normal...

yes

*WD goes inside and turns the TV on.*

News: Recent reports of attacks on multiple cities around the USA are becoming the next big news

WD: Huh...

News: On other news, BBSC's stock has dropped over 60% after the incident at the recent Annual Science Innovation Conference

WD: Motherfu-

XD

WD: There goes my savings.

bruh moment

*WD looks around outside.*

overcast

WD: Hmm, that's odd...

the sky turns red

WD: Oh shi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5xQnN53VI8

WD: Why do I hear boss music?

its not boss music you idiot

(Wouldn't know, didn't listen to it.)

LISTEN TO IT THEN

(I'm busy listening to something else right now.)

bruh, okay, listen to it when your done though

(Its looped.)

bro . . . really

(Continue.)

Military Helicopters fly over

WD: This ain't looking too good....

did you listen to the music link

(Yes, why?)

good

(Okay.)

a newspaper flies in the wind

*WD chases it to catch it.*

you caught it

*WD reads it.*

APOCALYPES BEGINS IN THE US, MILITARY IN CRISIS

WD: Oh god...
*He walks to the bunker behind the house.*

you get a call

*He answered the phone.*
WD: Kinda in the middle of something here...

Jacob: Yea . . . I need somewhere to go, my house might have gotten carpet bombed

WD: Might have? If it didn't, you can still live in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdeRiLnb88c

Jacob: Oh, did I say might have, I meant it DID

WD: Look, last I remember: Your house is miles away, and you have a nuclear bunker.

Jacob: Uhhh . . . about that . . .

WD: No, you can't say its gone, last I checked, it is in the ground.

Jacob: I have to take it down, it got too costly

WD: You're an idiot, you know that, right?

Jacob: Oh shut up, I'm already next to you

Wd: How? I don't see you anywhere...

Jacob: Right behind you * He taps on his shoulder *

*WD does a full-force right hook to whoever was behind him.*

Jacob: OWW

WD: That's for sneaking up on me.

Jacob: That hurt!

WD: What'd we learn?

Jacob: Oh shut up

You hear a big explosion out in the distance

WD: Right, f**k you.
*WD goes to his bunker.*

Jacob follows

*WD turns around and has a shotgun in his hands.*
WD: No, you go off to your other friend's bunker, seeing how you made the most retarded move yet.

Jacob: Hey!

A Helicopter Explodes nearby

Jacob: OH SH*T

*WD is in the bunker, and he locks it.*

. . .

1 week later

WD, on Discord: Yeah, its happened again.

you hear . . . wind

WD: Oh, I forgot I'm on mute.

lol

*He turns off his mute.*

You hear a knock on the door

*WD goes to look through the glass.*

U.S. Army soldier

*WD cracks the door a little bit.*
WD, in a poor Mexican accent: Estoy aquí legalmente, tengo papeles como prueba.

Someone is behind the soldier

Josh: Let me take care of him private, get back to the truck.

The private runs back

Josh: Hi there WD

WD, in the same bad Mexican accent: Hola Senoria.

Josh: . . .

WD, in his normal voice: Sorry, what's up?

Josh: We are evacuating citizens that are still alive

WD: Oh, alright, one sec.
*WD proceeded to close the doors for a bit.*

Josh: . . .

*WD opens the bunker doors fully with a storage grenade on a utility belt on his cargo pants.*

Josh: Ooooo . . .

WD: What's up?

Josh: Nothing, we are evacuating to Base T-25

WD: Alright.

Josh: Would you like to come with?

WD: Sure, I got no plans.

Josh: Lets go then

WD: After you.

At the base

WD: Alright, what's step 2?

Josh: We gotta keep civilians alive

WD: How?

Josh: What do you mean H o w ?

WD: The procedures of evacuation.

Josh: Just get the surviors here

WD: Well, that's a very risky move.

sorry

WD: ...

Just then, air raid siren are heard

WD: Fu-

Josh: Already?!?

WD: See what not going by the stages does? It f**ks everything up.

Josh: SH*t

WD: Now we're all F**KED!

Josh: [R] Prepare Ground and AA turrets

WD: Alright, f**k this.
*He draws his Makerov.*

Josh: Oh boy

WD: Alright, what's next!

Josh: Defend!

WD: Oh yeah, like I'm gonna shoot down a f**king T-22 raptor with a civilian pistol.

Josh: Okay then, get weapons from the armory

WD: No need, I'm set.

Josh: huh

WD: Right, we got any bunkers?

Josh: Duh, of course!

WD: Right, we head there.

Josh: Why . . .

WD: Are you new here motherf**ker?

Josh: I'm a f**king General

WD: You sure as shit ain't acting like one.
*WD begins walking to the bunkers.*

you hear bomb drops

WD: Alright, they're droppin bombs on us, we need to head to the bunkers.

Explosions are heard outside

WD: Come on! Move it!

Josh: You don't boss me around!

WD: CVPA buddy, you're just military.

Josh: I'm still a f**king General

WD: I'll explain the CVPA roles when we're safe, not dead.

Josh: You go to the bunkers, I'll defened

*He is gone.*

Josh: Well

WD: Move it.

Josh goes to defend

*WD is motioning people to the bunkers.*

Octolings and Inklings attack from the North and East

WD: Great, a little underwater hunting should tide the hordes....

what water

(It's a joke because they originated from water.)

oh right

(Yeah.)

ahem, resume

*WD is firing at the Inklings and Octolings.*

Intense battle starts

[Gunshots.]

Explosions

WD: Go***amn it, Michael Bay, get the f**k back into the studio!

shhhh

*WD keeps firing at armed Inklings and Octolings.*

[ Insert battle noises here ]

[Gunshots.]

You get hit by a few bullets

*WD takes cover to practice medicine and clean the ink off his screen (Eyes).*

Bullets too bro

(Practice medicine.)

*WD finishes clearing the ink and patching up.*

medicence

WD: Why the f**k did this have to be the exact day the Shamrock Shake started selling?!?!

lol

(Ikr?)

anyways

*WD keeps firing.*

An American Army Chinook arrives. 5 troops deploy from it

Zachary: * Drops nexts to WD * Time for the best f**king time in your life
Gary: One with the least kills is noob!
Nathan: Watch out on your ten Joshua!
Joshua: Got it!
Delan: * Looks at WD * Who we got here?

WD: A Worker Drone who is trying to save lives here...

Delan: Interestin, well, guess who is here, the Division!
Nathan: Delan, we got a battle to win

Just started playing The Division 2 recently. ))

*WD backpeadles and keeps firing.*

Zachary: * Releases a drone *
Gary: * Also releases a drone *
Nathan: * Places a turret *
Joshua: * Releases a drone *
Delan: Ya;ll got so many drones.

WD: Good God, this isn't gonna be easy if you suddenly turn...

Nathan: What makes ya say that? * Uses Firestarter Chem Launcher on a group of Octolings *

WD: They tend to...
*WD blows an Octoling's head off with a shotgun, covering him in ink and brain matter.*
WD: sneak up on you

Gary: * Places a turret * Can't believe they didn't operate Directive 51 sooner

WD: And they bite, and I've heard it hurts as well as infects.

Joshua: Cool . . .

WD: So if you guys have this under control, I'm gonna keep moving civilians to the bunkers.

Joshua: Yea, do that

*WD backpedals while firing at Octolings.*

Gary: * Keeps firing *

*WD's pistol jams.*
Wad: F**K!

Joshua: * Throws WD a better pistol *

*WD tosses the pistol back as a Horde of Sanitized Octolings quickly approach.*

Joshua: Are you f**king serious?

*WD runs away.*

Joshua: Coward

*The Sanitized Octolings quickly approach and horde on the group.*

The drones and turrets take down the group of octolings

Nathan: Take that!

*More show up in body armor.*

Zachary: * Pulls out a M32 MGL and fires at the group *

*They barely react as Zach gets bitten by one.*

Zach: Ohh . . . shit

Joshua: * Uses a knife to cut the arm he got bitten on and wraps the end with bandages, and then stabs the octoling that bit him *

Zach: . . .

*Then, an odd-looking infected mercenary stumbles into view, with nearly 200 LBS of Kevlar on.*

Zach: Ohhhh . . . s h i t.

Joshua: * Pulls out an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher * Don't worry, just cover me * Starts firing *

*It begins shambling to Joshua, seeming unfazed by the bullets.*

A helicopter starts firing missiles at the thing

Joshua: * Runs *

*It then begins sprinting at Joshua, eventually jumping on him and biting him on the neck.*

Joshua: OHHHHHH F**K

The Helicopter uses big missile to kill them both

Gary: You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.

Zach: But we gotta move on, to the extraction point!

*More Sanitized Human Mercenaries, each one with a different amount of Kevlar.*

The helicopter lowers down

Pilot: Get in!

Both Gary, Zach, Delan, and Nathan get in the helicopter, the helicopter then lifts up

*A living mercenary begins firing directly at the pilot.*

Why?

(L O R E)

huh

(It'll make sense later.)

Zachary: * Shoots at that mercenary *

Pilot: * lifts the helicopter high enough and flies away

*More mercenaries are firing at the tail propeller with Marksmen rifles.*

WHAT

An AC-130 airstrike kills the group of mercenaries

Josh: [R] Take that traitors!

*A mercenary kills the pilot.*
(PARRY THAT YOU FILTHY CASUAL!)

Another airstrike

( WHY THE HELL DO YOU DID THAT? )

(Plot.)

The Group of soldiers are to stay alive

(They'll be prisoners.)

Fine

Austrailian Mercenary: Oi, surrender now an we can end this somewhat peacefully mate.