(This was the true reason I have an alt, not to troll you guys)

*The curtains open and she steps out and waves to everyone before going on set and shaking hands with Onan. She sits down on the chair in a tensed up way*

Onan: So, how's everything been going?

Eyelie: You know, not too bad. Thanks a lot for having me. Personally, I would've prefered a performance but I'm cool with this.

*laughter*

Onan: *preferred, but too bad. Anyways, have you been working on any new songs?

Eyelie: I have, Onan. I've been working on a couple of them, and the concert on Saturday is when I'll debut them. It's over in Las Venus, you know, at the GMG Large.

Onan: Huh. You know I always wanted to do this show in Venus some day. I'll stop by if I can.

*applause*

What else has been going on? Anything new in your dating life?

Eyelie: Not much. Still broken up with my brother. He's harder to work with than TCK when kids.

*laughter*

Onan: That was an unearned joke. (half-serious) But okay, so you got a concert coming up, how do you normally prepare for that kind of stuff? I think I need more preperation before the show, and I think so does Caleb.

*laughter*

Eyelie: *laughs* Yeah, yeah, I agree.

*death glare from Onan*

But I would suggest just staying calm, rehearsing, and don't believe in superstition.

Onan: Well, thanks for your time. When we come back, actor Fordisson Harr. Stay with us, and don't log off.

*applause*