"IT'S THE GREATEST BOBBLE HEAD EVER MADE. THERE IS NO OTHER BOBBLE HEAD LIKE IT IN THE WORLD. I'M SURE IF THEY MADE A BOBBLE HEAD OF SLEEPY JOE THE HEAD WOULD FALL OFF MORE THAN THE STOCK MARKET. IT'S BETTER THAN THE BILL CLINTON AND MONICA LEWINSKY BOBBLE HEAD WHERE THE MONICA'S HEAD IS THE ONLY HEAD THAT GOES UP AND DOWN. THE HEAD ON MY BOBBLE HEAD BOBBLES LIKE ROSIE O'DONNELL'S HEAD AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. I HEARD SHE JUST PUT ANOTHER GOLDEN CORRAL OUT OF BUSINESS."; "I MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. THE GREATEST ECONOMY THE WORLD'S EVER SEEN. I MADE VACCINES GREAT AGAIN. MY VACCINES IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS OF MANKIND. EVEN GREATER THAN STANLEY KUBRICK'S MOVIE "APOLLO 11". NOW I'M MAKING BOBBLE HEADS GREAT AGAIN"