shrek's pizza

I'll have a Cheese Pizza and a Soda.

SHREK’S PIZZA

Pepperoni Pizza: $9.95
Cheese Pizza: $7.95
Pineapple Pizza: No.
Supreme Pizza: $12.95
Shrek Special: $15

Breadsticks: $1
Soda: $2.99
Water: Free (but the cup is $1.95)
“Milk”: $5
Choccy Milk: $3
Human blood: $10

One Shrek special, water without the cup and human blood to take away (satan won’t summon himself).

We’re closed

Can you atleast give me the blood? I am late to my meeting and I was the one who needed to bring the blood. I can get fired without it.

It's 10 PM MSMG time
What possible meeting are you having

Satanic summoning, you know, the usual.

Which location are you at

Somewhere underneath the church idk.

Which church

Whatever

Here

Thank you! :) Here 10 dollars and a 2 dollar tip.

1 pepperoni pizza, an order of breadsticks, and water

$12.90 please

*gives you the money*

Sir
Sir
Sir
Sir this is 10 dollars sir
Sir

*gives you the other 2 dollars and 90 cents*

1 cheesy pisser
and choccy milk

Could you make anchovy pizza?

Depends
Which location are you ordering from

Supreme pizza and water without the cup

One pineapple pizza with water (context: I was dropped on my head as a child)

No.