Ask any of these three anything. S F W O N L Y

I made the mistake of not saying sfw only

And I didn’t. I don’t take chances

Spotify Cam: He has no head, you needs pants, and you look cool.
(Going from left to right on this one.)

Gunslinger: I have a head, surrounded by a dark gas
Natalie: I AM WEARING SHORTS
Johnathan: thank you.

Spotify Cam: I can see your neck cutoff. *he Points to Gunslinger.* those don't look like shorts. *he then points to Natalie.*

G: well I would usually have MY HOOD ON.
N: *points gun at head* your legs are f**king sausages, you wouldnt know what pants are for HUMANS.

Spotify Cam: Well excuse me, at least I know about public decency.

N: The most people you’re around at once is 9. You don’t know shit.
G: look, you’re talking about a god and a gods best friend. I’d be more careful with my wording.

Spotify Cam: So what? Plus, I've lived in Moscow for 15 years. So I know a thing or two about pants!

N: pants aren’t shorts.
(Dude unless you want to get yourself killed shut)

Spotify Cam: How would you get through the winter in motherf**king SHORTS?!?!

N: I HAVE OTHER CLOTHES GODDAMIT.

Spotify Cam: Like pants?

N: *sigh, yes, but just stop harassing me over my outfit. No one else does.

Spotify Cam: I know, I'm getting aggressive on some really different topics.

G: what do you mean? Are you ok?

Spotify Cam: Sorry, its just been so lonely at the house in Kentucky. Nobody is there... The gifts I got everyone are still there. Waiting...

G: I understand your pain.

Spotify Cam: They're off fighting a war, or dead...

Holy f**k u angering a god and his best freind

Limitless Devourer: Which one of you shall I Devourer first

Bardota: mememememememe... wait

None of us.
*the limitless devoured proceeds to be blinded by darkness*

*The Devourer resorts to it's natural thermal vision*

*they are nowhere to be found*

*The Limitless Devourer roars angrily*