Only sfw

Forgot to say only sfw but favorite food is tacos and amongus

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flobby: do you like, want a ghost sandwich?

If it has any sort of grape or chocolate I can’t but if not, sure

flobby: here ya go.

*eat* It’s really good!

flobby: thanks. It doesn't actually fill your stomach because it's a ghost, but it still tastes nice.

How is it that your an intelligent cat?

Well I’m not really a cat, I’m a species that came from a different planet that happened to have almost the same genes as an earth cat. Actually, if humans didn’t domesticate cats, they would probably be the same as us

Interesting...

Would you defend this castle from an enemy army?

What castle

I could probably.

If it was mine yes and if a friends yes

Hello.
*a cat made of dark matter walks up to you*

Hi

*you also see gunslinger*
G: just wanted to see if you and my darkkat would get along.

They look nice

*the cat only meows*
G: Just a regular cat, but transformed like me. Definitely helps with my depression.

Wait I don’t know how you transformed could you tell me

Getting hit by a non-lethal amount of dark matter will transform people after a few weeks. Of course, at my home universe, I wasn’t accepted by anyone so that led me to explore and find somewhere where I am accepted. That somewhere ended up being here.

There’s cats with human vocalization, stickmen, dimension travelling shit, and G O D S.

And you go for me personally.

I'm not going for you personally, I just go ham when anyone mentions dark matter

Okay, well please don’t.
I don’t want to have people being like
“Oh your character isn’t realistic”

I'm fine with pretty much anything fictional until it mentions something non fictional used in a fictional sense.

Humans

I mean stuff that isn't well understood, like dark matter or plasma.

Ok, just please don’t.

I'll try not to

Ok

Ok