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hey mom look i captured GOD. and now hes my pet! look how cute he is

Haos: Um.... I do not know how to react to this. Darkus, can you help?
*Darkus comes out of his portal*
Darkus: Finally you let me out, bro!
Haos: Sorry, bro! But look at this!
Darkus: *sees Fluffy the Arceus* Nope! Nope! Not dealing with that right now! *goes back through his portal*
Haos: Bruh.

Just a heads up, no one knows who these peoples are.

Haos and Darkus are both Arceus. Haos is a white Arceus, and Darkus a black Arceus.

mother look I captured a literal god in a tiny purple ball and now Hes my pet isn't he adorable