In the living room…

Gourgeist: Gourgeist. (Let’s see what’s on Team Rocket News Today.)

[IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, BELOVED CARTOON SERIES, PHINEAS AND FERB IS RETURNING WITH ALL NEW EPISODES.]

Gourgeist: Gourgeist! (Flick!) (Hugs flick)

Flick: Aww. *slices her way out* Hold on one second, bud. *sprays Lily and Rosy, then slices the ropes off Kettle and Azul*

Kettle: BOMB VORTEX!!

Flick: Sorry, Gourge... but this time, you'll be blasting off on a Love Bomb!

Team Rocket: AAAAAAAAHHH!! (BOOM)

(Gourgeist on love overload)

Don: Great... Gourgeist is going lovestruck.

Dee: Y'know Jess, that spinoff's a great idea!

Jessie: I know! All about us! Team Rocket and the Ducks! Living our lives when Chuck and the gang are on breaks...

James: Speaking of breaks, who wants to go on a cruise?

Jessie: Hmm… Maybe I do!

Dee: We're in!

All: *WE'RE BLASTING OFF TO A DISNEY CRUISE*

Gourgeist: *GOURGEIST* (*FLICKY MY BELOVED*)

Wobbuffet: *WOBBUFFET*

Inkay: *INKAY*

*DING*

(Meanwhile) Chuck: Oh great… I stepped on onesie trap again…. And I’m still diapered…. What kind of Pokémon am I now?…

Chuck: *Gets hypnotized* Wing (In Ghosta’s body): Got him…. (Carries Chuck and puts him with Pen and Guin hypnotized) Chuck (Hypno): Do you two wanna play with me?….

Chuck: PICHU?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Pen and Guin (Hypno): Sure...

Wing (In Ghosta’s body): Feeding time Chuck….

Chuck: Nom! Mmmm!

Wing (In Ghosta’s body): (Puts the three into their three cribs) Good night my babies….

Ghosta: Bath time….

All (mockingly): Good night, Mama Ghosta...

Real Chuck: PFFFFT!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Mingo: Like she'll fall for it!

(Meanwhile in Mingo's room)

Real Chuck: HAHA!!

Real Pen and Guin: Got 'er!

Mingo: Got her good! Oh, and by the way, to make it easier, she'll be blown back to her original spot every time she leaves her dungeon room.

Wing (In Ghosta’s body): *Turns off the light and leaves* One of the miniors: (Wanna read a story?)

Baby Chuck: Sure!

Minior: (It’s called Life cycle of a Star)

Ghosta: *Dodges* No… (Pulls wing back into her body and hypnotizes Azul) Azul (Hypno): *Giggles*

(Meanwhile...)

Azul: Going somewhere? *pulls Wing out, then Bomb Blasts Ghosta*

Meowth: WOAH! Inkay: Kay! (There’s something else on the news!)

[IN SPORTS, THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE PREPARING TO HOST THE NEW YORK GIANTS TOMORROW NIGHT.]

Jessie: I can’t wait! What else is on the news?

Wing: I'll tell you what's on the news. THIS. *TAIL SMACK*

Team Rocket: *Dodges* Wobbuffet: *Teleports Wing* Gourgeist: Gourgeist! (Look! There is something else on the news!)

Dex: Thanks, James.

[WE CONTINUE OUR COVERAGE OF THE MISSING FEMALE HORNBILL THAT WAS CAPTURED 2 DAYS AGO.]

Meowtg: Wait, What? Let me listen…

[POLICE IDENTIFIED THE SUSPECTS AS JESSIE, JAMES, MEOWTH, DEE, DON, DEX, GOURGEIST, INKAY, AND WOBBAFFET.]

Dee: Crap, our covers have been blown!

Gourgeist: *Changes the channel* Gourgeist! (Hey, That’s you Jessie as a pirate!)

Azul: Uh oh… (Tied up with Rope) Mmph! Rosy (Hypno): I found Kettle Sneaking in here again…

Kettle: I was coming in here to save Azul!

Wobbuffet: Wobba! (You're lookin' HOT!)

(Meanwhile...)

Azul: Oh thank God... *breaks out*

Jessie: *Grabs Rosy and kettle* James: Hey, there’s something on the news!

Kettle: *Fire blasts Jessie* Hands off!

Lily (Hypno): I also captured flick….

Kettle: Mmph?! Azul: Mmmph! Rosy (Hypno): Heheh…

Flick: I also was just coming to rescue the girls.

James: This is hilarious!

Rosy (Hypno): (Takes Her to the basement and ties her up) Jessie: I made Grilled Octopus!

Don: Grilled Octopus?!

Don: (OH YEAH!) Dex: Hey, Look guys! A dvd disk!

Jessie: Yep! Inkay: Inkay… (Let’s see what’s on abc today…)

[From Sony Pictures Studios... it's America's Game! *WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE!*]

Jessie: (You know what we should have... a spinoff of Chuck Chicken Power Up!)

Don: (What should we call it?)

Jessie: (We'll call it... Rockin' n the Ducks!)

Meowth: What's it say?

Dex: I don’t know, Let’s play it! (Inserts it)

[AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: HOME ALONE 3!]

James: I never heard about that movie. Let’s watch it!

(Meanwhile...)

Kettle: Rosy, please! You don't have to do this!

Jessie: I’m loving this!

Rosy (Hypno): *Makes Kettle Fall asleep and rubs her belly*

Kettle: We're glad you are.

Azul: *sprays Rosy*