Based Department calling

*answers*

Yea wsg

Wrong person, sorry *hangs up*

Guh

This is the based department, we’d like to inform you that we are removing your based title, as you are gay

/srs

*picks up*
Yes, this is the CEO of Racism.

We’d like to inform you that we are promoting you to a member of the based gods

*pick the up the phone*
this is 99% homophobia 1% nacho

We’d like to congratulate you by giving you 10,000 dollars in cash

hooray