You wouldn't get it

"I'd tell you a joke about my p**is but its too long"
"I'd tell you a joke about my va**na but...

Shit I accidentally submitted it

when the teacher asks why i threw a paper airplane at the twins:

I want to crush your head with a piece of wood by sitting on it.

sorry man, i saw that on the dark humor stream and thought i should say it
want me to delete the comment?

Oh I thought you were one of the islamophobes who bullied me I'm sorry.

its finee