Wtf is grass again?

Hell yeah! Dirrytttt!!!

Imagine touching grass... That was literally my entire childhood, I didn't play video games

I'm in my childhood, where do I touch??

Well, see, there's this magical place called "outside" where grass abounds, waiting to be touched by hermits such as yourself. This magical outside realm has so much grass for you to touch but do be warned: the graphics are terrible and the storyline is incohesive. And there are people.

*Godzilla had a fuking stroke trying to read that shit*