Switch chan returns

PLAYSTAION OR DIE

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

i am not doing anything to my PlayStation that bad

You don't playstation-chan either?

wait i own a switch F**K

every thing in this image is fine except for "okay stick it in"

You have to charge the pro controller. In Switch-Chan's USB port...

yeah no im not losing my innocense today bro

Your controller will run outta power...

did you know when you plug your switch in it also charges your controllers?

The pro controller plugs in separately...
Apparently she likes that. Pretty freaky...

now all i think of when i see my Nintendo switch is this cringey cursed anime girl. thanks

Switch chan is not cursed...

to me she is

because litteraly the whole comment section is talking about plugging her in...🤢

She won't let you play with her if you don't plug her in and charge her up.

Oh no! *goes back to playing Xbox*

Don't worry, I'll change it for you

no i dont even HAVE switch chan

Oh, lol

i mean i have a switch but not whatever switch chan is

Me, viewing this meme on a Nintendo Switch:

Switch_chan loves you, that's why she has so many good games available on the switch store.

and first you have to pay he fee of the very cheep price of 999.99$

no i will not subject to anime girl

You'll only get 3 games then. 99 cent games.

More riches coming this way

Yeah, although some games better than others

Yeah there's a lot of 10 dollar shovelware, but plenty of good games too.

Mhm, does she have any personal favorites?

I do not have that game

Please don't be sad

I think I'll have to investigate her... ports.

i don't like how switch chan makes me feel

At least she has dozens of games.

I know I have a USB around here somewhere...

Controller? I'm bringin' in the whole keyboard

where do I plug it in...

Check her front and back ports...

Allright switch-chan, I need to plug this in, I'll try to make it not hurt.

*okay, where's the port?*

*inserts controller*

So you want me to plug in a USB? Aight, I can do that...

Are you sure?

She's ready.

Also, I normally never do this, but uncensored?

basically the ports are in her mouth and then to make a new port you just... BLAST WITH THE SHOTGUN that will open up a new port for your keyboard

Aight, aight, I get it.

but what if I hypnotized her?

That's taking a pretty big risk... you know she's trying to hypnotize you with her lewd...

Yeah, but I'm immune if I'm already even more lewd than she is. I just control mine and don't abuse it.

Only if you want to

DO NOT GIVE IN