No joke or OP OCs

spring:"what the" *walks into the alleyway*

You see someone on his hands and knees coughing up blood

spring:*runs up to the person* "oh shit whats wrong?!"

He slowly turns around his face looks mangled, his mouth is filled with blood and his eyes are bleeding

"Satanas, vivificas me novam."

spring:*steps back* "what the f**k?!"

He stands up, leaking blood on the floor
"Satanas, vivificas me novam, Satanas, vivificas me novam."

spring:"what are you saying?!"

"Satanas, attulisti mihi vitam novam. Pro gratiarum actione hic homo pro sacrificio erit."

You notice two words, Satanas and Sacrificio

spring:*pulls out a pistol* "what a minute i know what saying"

He keeps advancing

spring*points the pistol at him and steps back* "if you keep moving ill turn you into Swiss cheeses"

He advances further, continuously repeating what he was saying

spring:*shoots 5 bullets at him*

Despite hitting vital parts of the body, the man keeps advancing

spring*starts to step back and unloads the rest of her bullets into him*

Suddenly, he leans back and hisses

spring:*reloads and fires all of her bullets at him again*

Someone speaks from behind you
"Bullets won't work."

spring:"what the!" *turns around*

You see someone in a priest outfit
"Hello."

spring:"shit you scared me"

"Sorry."

spring:"well what do we do with the person whose clearly possessed with a demon?"

"Drive the demon out."

Archer: What was that? *Goes to investigate*

You see someone on his hands and knees coughing up blood

Archer: *walks over to them* Hey you okay?

He slowly turns around his face looks mangled, his mouth is filled with blood and his eyes are bleeding

"Satanas, vivificas me novam."

Archer: Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you?!

He stands up, leaking blood on the floor
"Satanas, vivificas me novam, Satanas, vivificas me novam."

Archer: Umm sir, I don't understand you.

"Satanas, attulisti mihi vitam novam. Pro gratiarum actione hic homo pro sacrificio erit."

You notice two words, Satanas and Sacrificio

Archer: No, no sacrifice for Satan. I'm a Christian. *Pulls out a cross necklace*

He hisses

Archer: What you don't like that?

"No he doesn't."

Archer: Who said that?

A priest walks up
"Hello."

Archer: What're you doing here?

He points to the man

Archer: Makes sense

He points a cross at the demon
"Mali spiritus, discedite ab hoc homine!"

Archer: What did you just say?

"I said evil spirit, begone from this man."

Archer: Ah.

The demon hisses

Archer: Oh wow

"Mali spiritus, discedite ab hoc homine!"

Archer: Haha

The man-demon hisses abd falls on his back

Archer: Huh

"Yeah."

Archer: Now what

"I bring this man back to life."

Archer: oh