It is true that fairies and unicorns don't exist. However, bigfoot is a different matter. You may have heard many claims that bigfoot isn't real. This is not true. Many, many people (including myself) have seen bigfoot. He is a big man with big feet. There have been hundreds of reported bigfoot sightings. It is true that some sightings were mistaken. They were probably animals such as deer, bears, or elk. Anyways I know that myself for a fact has seen the actual living bigfoot. I was walking in the forest by myself at around 6:00 pm. The sun was going down, so it was kind of dark but not all the way. There were lots of trees around me, so anything could be hiding there. As I was walking I got an eerie premonition that something weird would happen to me. Fun Fact: This was the same walk I saw the infamous, big, bad big chungus. Back to the story. It was a pretty pleasant walk, I was thinking about the day. I had a bowl of cheerios with a blueberry muffin and a glass of milk for breakfast. Delicious. I went to school, first class science, then math, english, ap history, gym, and ap biology, and shop. I had a taco with chips for lunch, pretty good. Anyways I was just thinking about the day, when I saw a black blob moving through the trees. I thought nothing of it at first, but the more I thought about it the more it creeped me out. Than I saw it again, a bit closer this time, and I could see that it had fur. At this point I was terrified and started to run away when I heard it call out,
"Yo, don't be afraid of me." At first I thought, what, how could that thing even talk. Then it started talking again, "I won't hurt you. My name is Jerome Lerome. I live around here. If you want to we can go to my crib and hang out." I stopped running and approached the bigfoot and started talking to him. He seemed like a pretty nice dude. He talked about how everyone was afraid of him because he was a bigfoot, and that it made him really sad. When we got to his place that was deep in the forest (it was a pretty nice place ngl) we sat down in his living room and played roblox games for 3-4 hours. He was even nice enough to buy me robux and give me snacks. At that point it was getting pretty late, so I had to go home. The entire time I was with him, he just seemed sad. He still smiled and talked to me, but he mentioned more than once that he rarely talked to people because they were scared of him. I will never forget that first encounter with Jerome Lerome the bigfoot.
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