CMERE HERE (only rules are no erp)

PVT McWolf: *dancing macarena*

wtf is that

Me

ok

Bob: NOOOOO

he bonks you making you funny ragdoll

bob: woowoowoowoowoowoowoob

wowowoowowowowowwowob he bonks you again

Johnathan: (uses TikTok filter to transform into emperor Hirohito)

*He charges towards the tank, destroying and exploding it.*

(Another light tank comes in but it looks only a little Japanese.)

*He destroys that one too.*

(when the tank explodes, you see the american flag come out of the tank.)

"Wh-?" *He stares at it for a while.*

(You hear aircraft carrier noises in the background)

*He looks around wildly, trying to find where the noises are coming from after sending a blast at the flag.*

(You turn around and see a gigantic tank the size of a house fall onto bandu)

*He tries to lift it off himself*

(How the heck do you lift a tank the size of a house?) (you fail to do it. The tank disappears into thin air and your body is crushed but not dead. You see American troops look down on you)

okay this is over ya'll just turned me into jesus 💀

(Then the sussy Baka amongus man comes in and whips bandu)

i said this rp is over

hes scared and confused

Emperor hirohito: (bataoi plays in background)

Emperor Hirohito: (runs up to you in analog horror style)

he turns into oppo bandu and swings the hammer at your face, snapping your head clean off your neck

(After death of Hirohito, a kamacazi plane hits Oppo bandu and then a bayonet charge charges at bandu)

((is this even a joke rp at this point)) *he breaks the plane in half then the charge too*

(Assuming you broke the plane sir pelo style)
(The people in the bayonet charge then explode on contact with bandu)

*He gets flung back, but balances himself, then shoots himself up into the air, unleashing a attack on everything.*

(A light Japanese tank appears)

"Argh... You...!-" *He weakly raises a hand, pointing at one of the troops.*

(One of the troops has his m1 garand pointed at you)

"You think a little gun's gonna stop a– *cough* –a chaos god?"

American soldier: eh… (shoots him)

*He shouts in pain, but then grabs the gun, squeezing and breaking it.*

American soldier: what the hell?! (He grabs his side pistol and keeps shooting him)

*He screams more in pain, soon being too weak to stay awake, passing out.*

American soldier: (drags body to a wooden pole with nails)

((wait are they turning bandu into jesus

American soldier: (he then puts the body on the pole, nails the hand onto the pole, and American soldier look at it until leaving)

this ain't a joke rp anymore 💀

Yall just did a war rp

fr

Bunny- wa

((oh god gacha, as someone formerly in the community

he bonks you

ow- >:(

he bonks you again making you funni ragdoll

Mr Beast Meme: MR. BEEEEEAAAAAAAASSST!!!!

bandu: omg is that mr beast I'm big fan pls gib 1000000000 money

Mr Beast Meme: MR. BEEEEEAAAAAAAASSST!!!! *money spawns in ur hand*

thx so much *he walks off*

RAP.BATTLE