Left is Lazarus and right is Elias

happy couple detected

it's more of a father son relationship

idgaf *runs at them at very fast speeds killing them both*

Why

im a-train thats why

Okay? Confusion 999999

a-train wins fatality
ending: normal you have killed the zoo's u are giga chad

Of course I do! You got a bass guitar?

Lazarus smiled. "No, but I can create one!" He picked up a piece of rubble on the ground, and it transformed into a bass. He took another piece of rubble and made it into an amp.

Alright!

"We have a few songs we'd like you to play with us!" Elias said, handing Gunslinger a piece of sheet music for bass. The first song was titled "War and Change." "Our songs are supposed to be a kind of post-grunge style," Lazarus noted.

*looks at papers*

I can definitely do these.

"Great!" Lazarus exclaimed, picking up his rhythm guitar. "You mind practicing now?" he asked.

Yeah sure! Always!

"Great!"

Lazarus started the introduction, playing the deep sounding guitar while Elias was on the drums.

Let’s do this.

PVT McWolf: I can't-

Lazarus asks McWolf if he can at least sing. Elias was doing a simple beat on his drum.

PVT McWolf: Yes.

"Great! Here's the lyrics for our song," Lazarus exclaimed, handing McWolf a sheet of paper. The title of the paper was shown to be "War and Change." Elias smiled at McWolf.

PVT McWolf: Aye, let's get into it!

Lazarus picked up his Ibanez SZ320 guitar and started the intro to the song, while Elias was playing his drums. When the intro was over, Lazarus pointed at McWolf.

PVT McWolf: *sings the lyrics*

During the first and second verse, Lazarus was doing a basic chord progression with the guitar. Elias was also doing a simple beat on the drums. In the chorus, the drums and guitar were much more powerful, and after there was a guitar solo followed by the next verse.

PVT McWolf: ...

[CVPA Operative Files. unit code: N//A. Unit codename: Reddit Cam. Alias: The Gas Mask Man.]

You know what? Sure, I got quite the voice to lead.

Aries- uh yeah...I can sing a little bit

Lazarus picked up his Ibanez SZ320 guitar and smiled at you. "Great! We needed somebody who can sing for us!" he exclaimed. "I got a few songs we've written for you to sing," Elias said.

Aries- ooo ok!

Elias handed you a few pieces of paper. The first one was titled 'Wars.' "Can you sing this?" Lazarus asked while strumming his guitar a little.

Aries- yeah sure I can try!

"Great! Wanna practice now?" Lazarus asked. Elias got his drumsticks ready.

Aries- uh...sure.

Me: I can sing?

Lazarus picked up his Ibanez SZ320 guitar and smiled at you. "Great! We needed somebody who can sing for us!" he exclaimed. "I got a few songs we've written for you to sing," Elias said.

Me: oh cool!

Elias handed you a few pieces of paper. The first one was titled 'Wars.' "Can you sing this?" Lazarus asked while strumming his guitar a little.

Me: *Reads it* Yes I can I’ll try my best

"Great! Wanna practice the song now?" Lazarus asked.

Me: Yes yes I do!