no joke ocs or erp, female needed if romance, he's 17

Head Cult Leader C: “Hello.”

"i'm more of a dog person"

*Head Cult Leader C is suddenly very, very quiet*

"but it doesn't matter anymore..."

*he slowly turns around to face you*

*looks up*

Head Cult Leader C: “Oh… Oh, it matters.”

"it does not. i will turn any moment now and nothing will ever matter to me again. . . !" *crying*

Head Cult Leader C, coldly: “You like dogs more than cats?”

"did. i. f**kin. stutter?"

*everything you see turns into a pitch black void, and the only other thing is Head Cult Leader C*

"i'm f**kin allergic!"

Head Cult Leader C: “So? You can’t show a little respect still?”

"i honestly don't have a preference, i'm going to be a zombie in a matter of seconds!"

Head Cult Leader C: “Not if I destroy you first!”

"do it....i don't wanna risk biting my little brother..."

"hello...?"

Head Cult Leader C: “What are you doing?”

"just enjoying my last bit of sanity.."

Head Cult Leader C: “Hmm. Sanity. I don’t recall ever having such a thing.”

"well also my humanity.."

Head Cult Leader C: “Imagine being human.”

"i mean...i'm not quite human. i'm a demigod..."

Head Cult Leader C: “Cool.”

*smiles*

Head Cult Leader C: “Do you like cats?”

*grins and doesn't move*

Head Cult Leader C, panting: “It appears I may need a little more power to destroy you.”

*his body harnesses the lightning*

Head Cult Leader C: “Fool.”

"oh didn't you know? i'm a lightning demigod."

Head Cult Leader C: “Oh, you think that’s lightning? Hahaha.”

*his body starts to writhe in pain as the ground beneath him begins to collapse into the abyss*

Head Cult Leader C: “Begone.”

"you know why i like dogs?! because I don't feel like I'm suffocating when I'm around them!" *coughs and sneezes violently*

Head Cult Leader C: “Disrespectful!”

*growls*

Head Cult Leader C: “You dare insult the great and majestic cats?”

"if they are treating a demi-god like shit then yes. "

*Head Cult Leader C hurls orbs of blue and purple fire at you*

*lightning blocks the orbs*

*strange light blue cat head shaped energy bombs fly towards you and explode*

*dodges*

Head Cult Leader C: “I won’t let you live.”

"don't you get it-?! i'm going to turn any minute now!"

Head Cult Leader C: “Don’t you get it? CATS ARE THE BEST!” *blasts you with blue and purple lightning*

Hans: (due to zombie apocalypse, he can’t summon tanks and zeppelins since his crew is dead and on top of that he is very sad and is less effective in fighting) hallo :(

"thank the allfather...."

(Story end?)

(he'd either turn or die, but the goal is to save his little brother)

"whats all this?"

Hans: for du protection…

"no i i cant...."

Hans: du you habe injuries?

*nods quietly*

Hans: (hands over a bone fixer and a huge bandage)

*shakes head*

Hans: vas du you mean?

*shows the bite mark*

Hans: (takes everything he gave and disappears into thin air)

"huh?"

hans: du you need helpen?

*sighs* "i- i don't know..."

Hans: ok

"i"m just enjoying my last bit of sanity..."

Hans: oh I see…

"i wish i could protect my little bro..."

hans: oh... das ist unfortuante

"i had to leave him"

Hans: well here (gives him a pistol, ammo, and a grenade) oh and one more thing… (give him a badge with a cross on it)