Are you netherite because you are overwhelmingly heavy

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Are you a bell? BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY F**KING LOUD AND ANNOYING.

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are you a torch? cause you light up my world. you must be from the nether cause you're out of this world. red stone is red, lapis is blue, i'd trade all my diamonds just to be with you

S I M P

only for your mother

It's pointless to keep trying. GIVE UP. =) =) =) =) =)

You targeted the meteor towards Earth when I'm on a LITERAL DEATH STAR?! PATHETIC. =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

NEVERRR

I WILL WIN, AND THIS WAR SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

bro straight up made a minecraft poem :0

I'm using this I will update soon

Bro this is f*cking sick

ay thanks man

*uses the pink wool to make a carpet to go over the fence*

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the better hookup line

are you netherite armor because you seem to be hard to get

are you a carpet because i wanna use you to get over that fence of (insert name of last breakup here)

are you a creeper cuz you make my heart explode

are you a pressure plate because you turn me on

we should go to my house and change your spawn point

Lmao

Are you a warden?
Because when I see you go running
/j

How to get girls 101

Are you an enderman? BECAUSE I CAN'T LOOK STRAIGHT AT YOUR UGLY B*TCH *SS FACE.

Oh, and you are saying that the BS that other people here isn't?

That one was extremely.... aggressive

Tell that to Duckintf2 who literally just said, and I quote, "Are you a bell? BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY F**KING LOUD AND ANNOYING." Y'all ain't slick.

Or Heheshutup666, with "Are you gold armor? Because your expensive and useless."

Or Wigglytuff_fan, who said "Are you a baby zombie? Because you're REALLY F**KING ANNOYING!"

Must I keep going? Is this getting through your c*mstained smooth brain, or must I keep quoting what other people had said here so I can keep drilling it into your skulls in order for me to get the point across, you semi-illiterate profilactic for neanderthals?

Hooooly crap

Perfection

Are you a sponge because you suck me up

lmfao

Dang, never thought I’d hear Minecraft pickup lines

Are you a baby zombie?
Because you're REALLY F**KING ANNOYING!

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