Lavid: So one day there were 3 murders, right? And they decide it wouldn't be too fun to have the main guy report all 3, so they give one to the sports guy.
He goes, "Welp, the Ramston Hustlers beat the Los Hermanollos Bulls 16 to 10, the Hciaggo Lions beat the Mallas Cowmen 28 to 19, and the MSMG City Speeders murdered the San Pierro 69ers 31 to nothing. Speaking of murders...
*laughter*
Looks like 14 year old Johnny Foster won't be going to the games anymore.