mid term election period when i throw poop like a monkey at the president ooh ooh ah ah gourmet monkey dick rawr pineapples are

What the actual f**k.

titty mcgee has arrived

The funstream "new" is a hellspawn

ha ha ha ha you make me laugh funny man

Are you having a stroke?

i have peanut butter inbetween my pinkies

Hey are you alright man?

me have me a lil monkey fella in ma backpack

Hey, if you need a counselor, just call someone up. Don't be afraid to do speech therapy also. I'm very concerned for you. (Not)

Supernovae add enriching elements to space clouds of dust and gas, further interstellar diversity, and produce a shock wave that compresses clouds of gas to aid new star formation. But only a select few stars become supernovae. Many stars cool in later life to end their days as white dwarfs and, later, black dwarfs.
i just shitted my pants

What the hell

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i spit upon george washingtons flaccid fingers you tyrant, watch your tongue before you find it inbetwixt my rear and my scrotum you simpleton

please not again.

there is no god

there is only he who brings life and death, and that is all of humanity

hey how do i delete an account, im getting emails up the ass from this site its not me making this shit, if i delete it will it still be accessible to others

im starting to get really pissed off because i have 83 emails from this site and i havent been here since 2020

go to settings scroll all the way down and press the delete account button.

by which i mean my taint you cuck

i have gastrointestinal fingeritis i blew up my pizza van while flying underwater, some say you cant get a raisin while eating a grape because the cat hairs in your throat are too short to cause a mechanical malfunction

i am eating breadsticks in a bathtub full of shit

im going to poo on donald trump toilet paper and make a meme template of it where you can visibly see my feces on the image of donald trumps face

My name is Joe Rodriguez i live in El Paso Texas, my house address is 11677 Patrick James Court and i eat alot of poopy fart juice water and have no friends and i beat my wife on a daily basis my house smells like dog shit and i masturbate to candy corn, my mastercard info is 5511655270145461
my card expires 06/24 and the cvc is 648

I'm going to ship you off to Sierra Leone

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oh hi i follow u