Up your ass? Wow imagine wanting to do anal as a woman. You clearly don’t know how painful it is when one shoves something up your ass. You will never know the pain. You only will if you’ve ever had shower time at prison, which might also explain how you’re so unhygienic, you make Nikocado look like a baby’s ass. So why don’t you have normal-ass sex just like how every single living sane being does in this planet, because again, it’s normal and won’t get you criticized by the outside world. See, this is why you don’t get any men OR bitches (gay) and you probably won’t even have a friend to begin with in lots and lots of years.