kai and gilbert (d-side cory and danny (art by elfinger))

i'm guessing gilbert absolutely despises minors

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and he respects people's boundaries and thinks only a degenerate would ask for drawings of woman's undergarments

Plot twist
He doesn’t even wear his own undergarments because he despises the concept of underwear

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and irl doesn't look like jimmyhere's mandela catalog alternate

Evil danny be like: i don’t like kids and i’m not a creepy pervert on the internet and i’m not autistic